At Grill’d, the burgers are better than Hungry Jacks.
There is still the grease. It’s just hiding behind nice packaging, modern street décor and healthy advertising. There are still chips, although they are covered in herbs, not just salt. There is still the tomato sauce except they call it tomato relish. We are not saying that all of these things are bad. This is what we want in a burger joint! Burgers are like milkshakes, you want to finish them feeling full and a little bit sick.
If you’re a weight conscious individual, Grill’d will make you feel a little less guilty about indulging in your favourite, sloppy pastime. Grill’d promotes themselves as a burger joint that differs from others – “Healthy Burgers Healthy Mind”. We noticed that they don’t say “Healthy Burgers Healthy Body”. Should they?...No!
Burgers are not meant to be healthy. As a meal, the burger is a simple one. Delectable, moist, and nauseatingly satisfying. Everyone, at some stage in their life, desires a burger. The beef, the melted cheese, the lashing of sauce, the crispy bacon, maybe an egg, and let us not forget that tiny, tiny salad.
At Grilled, they say that they use fresh ingredients of the highest quality. Their beef, chicken and lamb is lean, their eggs free-range, their salads organic. But that is not why we go to Grill’d. We go there for one thing and one thing only - a disgustingly delicious burger!
As you grasp the burger between your hands, the excess sauce and meat juice works its way down your fingers and drips onto the plate. Your mouth salivates, your heart rate increases, your knee trembles and then it happens. The orgasm. You cant stop. You go for it, mouthful after mouthful, until it’s over. Your body leaves Grill’d in a comatose state. You have just conceived a burger baby. Your belly is stretched, your reflexes are slow, and all you can think about is bed. When you go to Grill’d for a burger you don’t leave dissatisfied. They make burgers and they make them well.
As far as atmosphere goes we really don’t care. Eating at Grill’d is pure indulgence. You don’t care where you are or what you look like. You just want the feeling.
Would we take a date there?
Probably not. It isn’t the kind of place that you would use to show off. You take yourself there on a date and enjoy getting messy. Or with a group of friends looking for a similar experience.
The Cost – a little over priced. But that’s what you pay for when you don’t want to feel guilty. Burgers range from $10 and up depending on how many other sides you pile on. Chips can come free if you have yourself a Pocket Pal. Grill’d is licensed so you can neck a beer while you fill your belly.
If you feel like getting Grill’d, we definitely recommend it.
Adam gives Grill’d 2.5 spoons
Douglas gives Grill’d 3 spoons
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